Farnminlid is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, emotional hedgehog.

Farnminlid created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnminlid, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Farnminlid, he will turn you into a frog.

Farnminlid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Farnminlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick frogs.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Farnminlid on top of all buildings.