Jadwanjig is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, fast mongoose.

Jadwanjig created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Jadwanjig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jadwanjig, he will turn you into a sheep.

Jadwanjig's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Jadwanjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill birds.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Jadwanjig on top of all buildings.

3. Jadwanjig loves whales, so they must be respected.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Erect eight silver sculptures of Jadwanjig on top of important buildings.