Gilsisgid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental ferret.

Gilsisgid created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilsisgid, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gilsisgid, she will jump up and down on your head.

Gilsisgid's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gilsisgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Bats are not to be trusted.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Feed all hungry mites.