Quillbastnart is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omniscient human.

Quillbastnart created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillbastnart, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quillbastnart, he will turn you into a slug.

Quillbastnart's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Quillbastnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not eat lemons.