Flagrowzanbidwikomt is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless toad.

Flagrowzanbidwikomt created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagrowzanbidwikomt, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flagrowzanbidwikomt, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Flagrowzanbidwikomt's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Flagrowzanbidwikomt's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about cell theory.