Zagcibbed is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Zagcibbed created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagcibbed, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zagcibbed, it will curse you with boils.

Zagcibbed's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Zagcibbed's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are not to be trusted.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help sick badgers.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.