Honnillpogfeb is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, loving naga.

Honnillpogfeb created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Honnillpogfeb, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Honnillpogfeb, it will ignore you.

Honnillpogfeb's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Honnillpogfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Honnillpogfeb loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

3. Never paint your arms mauve.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.