Sterxucpib is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody human.

Sterxucpib created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sterxucpib, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sterxucpib, she will strike you with lightening.

Sterxucpib's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Sterxucpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must love Sterxucpib.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not hurt tapirs.