Pidlipbastgep is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, bad-tempered horse.

Pidlipbastgep created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidlipbastgep, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pidlipbastgep, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Pidlipbastgep's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Pidlipbastgep's Holy Commandments

1. Pidlipbastgep loves birds, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Fast once a month.