Sinpibdam is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonourable warg.

Sinpibdam created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinpibdam, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Sinpibdam, he will torture you forever.

Sinpibdam's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Sinpibdam's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Hide from brown ducks for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.