Sawpidtab Hitlagflan is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, two-faced chicken.

Sawpidtab Hitlagflan created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawpidtab Hitlagflan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sawpidtab Hitlagflan, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sawpidtab Hitlagflan's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Sawpidtab Hitlagflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never talk about horses.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Hide from pink aardvarks for they are unholy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.