Govlibnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful salamander.

Govlibnurl created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Govlibnurl, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Govlibnurl, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Govlibnurl's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Govlibnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Never wear violet shorts.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not kill monkeys.