Geplanbest is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, capable goose.

Geplanbest created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Geplanbest, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Geplanbest, he will come to you in dreams.

Geplanbest's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Geplanbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Fast once a month.