Wantalkap is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, tranquil seal.

Wantalkap created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wantalkap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wantalkap, he will send minions to preach to you.

Wantalkap's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Wantalkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Wantalkap.

3. Always wear red.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Never talk about cell theory.