Watwotfar is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful squid.

Watwotfar created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watwotfar, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Watwotfar, he will remove you from existence.

Watwotfar's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Watwotfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.