Pogzissdad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless troll.

Pogzissdad created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogzissdad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pogzissdad, it will curse you with boils.

Pogzissdad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Pogzissdad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always help voles.