Cubpadwik is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, effective deer.

Cubpadwik created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubpadwik, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cubpadwik, she will not care at all.

Cubpadwik's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cubpadwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. You must love Cubpadwik.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

5. Always take life seriously.