Zandavmig is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, grumpy fox.

Zandavmig created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zandavmig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zandavmig, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Zandavmig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Zandavmig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Zandavmig on top of all buildings.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about sheep.