Konzistbegpib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring rat.

Konzistbegpib created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Konzistbegpib, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Konzistbegpib, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Konzistbegpib's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Konzistbegpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Erect nine silver sculptures of Konzistbegpib on top of important buildings.

3. Do not kill badgers.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Retreat if six foxes approach from the west.