Fumqueeggubren is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, awesome octopus.

Fumqueeggubren created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumqueeggubren, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fumqueeggubren, he will have a low opinion of you.

Fumqueeggubren's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fumqueeggubren's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fumqueeggubren.

2. Fumqueeggubren loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never mention snails.