Stanfasfotcem Hotvabflag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, omniscient shrew.

Stanfasfotcem Hotvabflag created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Stanfasfotcem Hotvabflag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stanfasfotcem Hotvabflag, he will curse you with boils.

Stanfasfotcem Hotvabflag's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Stanfasfotcem Hotvabflag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stanfasfotcem Hotvabflag.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Hide from blue geese for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.