Queegbogfid is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, generous chicken.

Queegbogfid created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Queegbogfid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Queegbogfid, he will turn you into a puffin.

Queegbogfid's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Queegbogfid's Holy Commandments

1. Queegbogfid loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Queegbogfid.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.