Veenxincib is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, compassionate walrus.

Veenxincib created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Veenxincib, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Veenxincib, it will ignore you.

Veenxincib's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Veenxincib's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. You must pray to Veenxincib three times a day.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Veenxincib loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.