Vonflamfab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, confident wyvern.

Vonflamfab created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonflamfab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vonflamfab, it will curse you with boils.

Vonflamfab's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Vonflamfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never talk about nematodes.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.