Motlisttad Pitnilbass is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful whale.

Motlisttad Pitnilbass created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Motlisttad Pitnilbass, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Motlisttad Pitnilbass, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Motlisttad Pitnilbass' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Motlisttad Pitnilbass' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Run away from fawn horses, for they are unholy.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Do not speak about onions.