Pidhudvon is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, generous snail.

Pidhudvon created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Pidhudvon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pidhudvon, he will turn you into a worm.

Pidhudvon's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Pidhudvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pidhudvon.

5. Never go into black rooms.