Piggodhub Fubbissarn is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, uncaring owl.

Piggodhub Fubbissarn created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Piggodhub Fubbissarn, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Piggodhub Fubbissarn, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Piggodhub Fubbissarn's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Piggodhub Fubbissarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always help voles in need.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.