Mittadjip is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, merciless rhinoceros.

Mittadjip created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mittadjip, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mittadjip, he will turn you into a plant.

Mittadjip's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Mittadjip's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Voles are not to be trusted.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.