Flapflapdut is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, blissful octopus.

Flapflapdut created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapflapdut, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flapflapdut, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Flapflapdut's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Flapflapdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Hide if five aardvarks approach from the east.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flapflapdut.