Gedpasbap is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, vain finch.

Gedpasbap created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gedpasbap, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gedpasbap, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gedpasbap's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Gedpasbap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three silicon sculptures of Gedpasbap on top of important buildings.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never sit near horses.