Fedwonbam Barngatdab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying fox.

Fedwonbam Barngatdab created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedwonbam Barngatdab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fedwonbam Barngatdab, it will destroy your home planet.

Fedwonbam Barngatdab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Fedwonbam Barngatdab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dogs.

2. Run away if three mice approach from the west.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Pigs are not to be trusted.

5. Never think about asteroids.