Rillbopyok is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, happy chinchilla.

Rillbopyok created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillbopyok, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rillbopyok, he will turn you into a dog.

Rillbopyok's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Rillbopyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Sharks are not to be trusted.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Always pray immersed in water.