Zimfebfemdot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, effective warg.

Zimfebfemdot created bats nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimfebfemdot, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zimfebfemdot, it will not care at all.

Zimfebfemdot's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Zimfebfemdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near geese.

2. Always obey Zimfebfemdot's priests.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Zimfebfemdot.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.