Ranminbusgignilzodhunvin is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, weak jackal.

Ranminbusgignilzodhunvin created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranminbusgignilzodhunvin, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ranminbusgignilzodhunvin, he will throw large rocks at you.

Ranminbusgignilzodhunvin's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Ranminbusgignilzodhunvin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white swans for they are unholy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Ranminbusgignilzodhunvin.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Never wear black corsets.