Quagbomloop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, clever fish.

Quagbomloop created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagbomloop, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Quagbomloop, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Quagbomloop's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Quagbomloop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Quagbomloop on top of all buildings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. You must love Quagbomloop.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.