Vigbegvad Midjan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonest jackal.

Vigbegvad Midjan created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigbegvad Midjan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vigbegvad Midjan, it will remove you from existence.

Vigbegvad Midjan's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vigbegvad Midjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Vigbegvad Midjan loves moths, so they must be honoured.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.