Fubvablid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, kind warg.

Fubvablid created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Fubvablid, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fubvablid, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fubvablid's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Fubvablid's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Never sit in the presence of great tits.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.