Negfadfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, effective hyena.

Negfadfeb created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Negfadfeb, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Negfadfeb, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Negfadfeb's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Negfadfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.