Bafjamtom is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, competent snake.

Bafjamtom created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafjamtom, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bafjamtom, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bafjamtom's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bafjamtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Put Bafjamtom first in all things.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Retreat if six pigs approach from the west.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.