Mabgil Gutbinaf Mathunsab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, blissful raven.

Mabgil Gutbinaf Mathunsab created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabgil Gutbinaf Mathunsab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mabgil Gutbinaf Mathunsab, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Mabgil Gutbinaf Mathunsab's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Mabgil Gutbinaf Mathunsab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green snakes, for they are unholy.

2. Mabgil Gutbinaf Mathunsab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always stare at clouds.