Satshavgut is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak rhinoceros.

Satshavgut created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satshavgut, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Satshavgut, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Satshavgut's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Satshavgut's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never feed pineapples to sharks while wearing mauve skirts.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.