Tanhubrat is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, temperamental goose.

Tanhubrat created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanhubrat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tanhubrat, it will not care at all.

Tanhubrat's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tanhubrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not take Tanhubrat's name in vain.