Cipmonsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, impressive scorpion.

Cipmonsaw created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipmonsaw, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cipmonsaw, she will come to you in dreams.

Cipmonsaw's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cipmonsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

3. Put Cipmonsaw first in all things.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Run away if seven ducks approach from the south.