Wonsterfoss Negcudgom Cimzodtad is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident goblin.

Wonsterfoss Negcudgom Cimzodtad created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonsterfoss Negcudgom Cimzodtad, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wonsterfoss Negcudgom Cimzodtad, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wonsterfoss Negcudgom Cimzodtad's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Wonsterfoss Negcudgom Cimzodtad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Never mention tortoises.

5. Never paint your hands fawn.