Zansandcin is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, intelligent bird.

Zansandcin created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zansandcin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zansandcin, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zansandcin's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Zansandcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet hats.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not hurt tortoises.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Put Zansandcin first in all things.