Cetbedvadmif is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, vain goblin.

Cetbedvadmif created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetbedvadmif, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cetbedvadmif, he will be very sad.

Cetbedvadmif's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cetbedvadmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always help turtles.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Erect four zinc sculptures of Cetbedvadmif on top of important buildings.