Fomcebhomdidhapflowgon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unthinking crocodile.

Fomcebhomdidhapflowgon created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Fomcebhomdidhapflowgon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fomcebhomdidhapflowgon, it will be very unhappy.

Fomcebhomdidhapflowgon's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fomcebhomdidhapflowgon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never go into green rooms.