Wotquagsug is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, wise dove.

Wotquagsug created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotquagsug, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wotquagsug, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wotquagsug's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Wotquagsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near ducks.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not chop down trees.