Rigrillnab is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, egotistical hydra.

Rigrillnab created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigrillnab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rigrillnab, she will turn you into a goat.

Rigrillnab's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Rigrillnab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never feed strawberries to gulls while wearing indigo stockings.