Fabbotzog is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, awesome swan.

Fabbotzog created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabbotzog, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fabbotzog, she will be very sad.

Fabbotzog's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Fabbotzog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Hide from cyan gulls for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about goats.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never look at asteroids.